It has recently been announced that 250 new emojis will be released this July. Considering the average person's vocabulary is now approximately 35% emoji, this news could not be more exciting. The complete list can be found here. While the names of the upcoming emojis are as descriptive as possible, I'm still confused by a few of them.
Derelict House Building
Oh good, I'm sure this will come in handy when I text my drug dealer and ask him where we should meet up.
Wind Blowing Face
What even is that?
Hole
I have a feeling that this will look suspiciously similar to a black circle
Man in Business Suit Levitating
I can't think of a single conversation where this emoji will not be completely necessary.
Left Hand Telephone Receiver
I don't really know what this is, but as a lefty, I'm glad to see that emojis are able to rise above southpaw discrimination
Telephone on Top of Modem
...Why?
Envelope With Lightning
SUPER MAIL!
White Down Pointing Left Hand Index
What?
Hard/Soft Shell Floppy Disk
You guys. Seriously? It is 2014.
Folder
Ok, so this one is self explanatory, but it's important because of the next one:
Black Folder
They prefer to be called "African American" folders, thank you very much.
Empty Document
So, like, a rectangle?
Left/Right Anger Bubble
I'm starting to think they're just making stuff up now.
Lightning Mood Bubble
Yeah, definitely making stuff up.
Sleeping Accommodation
Not to be confused with:
Bed
Totally different.
Derelict House Building
Oh good, I'm sure this will come in handy when I text my drug dealer and ask him where we should meet up.
Wind Blowing Face
What even is that?
Hole
I have a feeling that this will look suspiciously similar to a black circle
Man in Business Suit Levitating
I can't think of a single conversation where this emoji will not be completely necessary.
Left Hand Telephone Receiver
I don't really know what this is, but as a lefty, I'm glad to see that emojis are able to rise above southpaw discrimination
Telephone on Top of Modem
...Why?
Envelope With Lightning
SUPER MAIL!
White Down Pointing Left Hand Index
What?
Hard/Soft Shell Floppy Disk
You guys. Seriously? It is 2014.
Folder
Ok, so this one is self explanatory, but it's important because of the next one:
Black Folder
They prefer to be called "African American" folders, thank you very much.
Empty Document
So, like, a rectangle?
Left/Right Anger Bubble
I'm starting to think they're just making stuff up now.
Lightning Mood Bubble
Yeah, definitely making stuff up.
Sleeping Accommodation
Not to be confused with:
Bed
Totally different.